Creepy dudes that do not know they're creepy!!!

So I've come to a conclusion now entering my thirty's and yes....(I know this makes my Irish Catholic grandbaby craving mother's heart sink)....still single...there are a lot of creepy guys out there!!! More so then I seemed to remember before??? Oozing out of the cracks, popping up everywhere lately. What's the deal??? The best part is...THEY DON'T KNOW IT!!! Their creepiness is completely unbeknownst to them!!! I guess that is why they are when it comes down to it and continue to be....no one has pointed out the obvious!!! I know what you are thinking...what constitutes creepy...for men who may want to steer clear of getting this title, I'll give you a few examples:

-If you are still dressing like you did in highschool, or look like a lost member of the backstreet boys (circa their prime) but you really are 35 plus...creepy.

-If you start hinting at one night stands, no strings attached or wanting to have some fun (wink, wink) right out of the gate in conversations 1,2,3 or even 4....creepy.

-If you FB stalk a person regularly or any kind of internet type info. gathering on them....alright a little creepy (but I'll admit most people have done this one!!!)

-If you think you can dance, but people move away from you on the dance flr. so by the end of the night you are the last dude left....creepy.

-If you have a strip clubs phone number and address in your phone contacts list just in case....creepy.

-If you are still truly searching for that perfect 21 year old to "spend quality time with".....creepy.

-If you'd like to master the fine art of picking up and the Jersey Shore dudes are your role models for this endeavour.....creepy.

I think you get it!!! Anyway, needless to say, I hope my creep-magnet shuts off soon!